The Monochrome's lyrics have often been regarded as some of the funniest lines in pop. Just to prove this known fact we will be building a 'database' of the bands lyrics. Below you will find the first of many TXT files containing the lyrics to your chosen song. If you want me to find out the words to any particular songs that are not below, just email me and I'll see what I can do. Lester Square supplied them, so if you've got any complaints or disputes, take it up with him, not me