MR BIZARRO Who's the man who's tall and slender (Mr Bizarro) Who's the man who changed his gender (Mr Bizarro) Oh Mr Bizarro Oh Mr Bizarro Who's the man who's so perverted (Mr Bizarro) Who's the man who got converted (Mr Bizarro) Oh Mr Bizarro Oh Mr Bizarro Who's the man who's so mind-bending (Mr Bizarro) Who's the man who's patent-pending (Mr Bizarro) Oh Mr Bizarro Oh Mr Bizarro